Lots of chikitos sobbing and crying these days saying ‘I haven’t had a serious relationship in years’
Unfortunately their fellow clueless girlfriends who lie to them anyway are the ones they usually turn to.
Unfortunately their fellow clueless girlfriends who lie to them anyway are the ones they usually turn to.
So here are some home truths about why men see you coming and turn to the opposite direction running.
1. You need a man.
And it shows.
The one thing that puts men off quicker than a shopping spree is a female desperado.
Grow some class. Don’t grope at his every word. Don’t call him 20 times after your first date. If he doesn’t pick he’s not that into you. Duh.
Oh and don’t overdo the obvious and fake ‘Oh I’m going to pretend I’m not interested and ignore his calls’ ish. Guys are on to that.
Just be yourself.
Get into your own groove. Someone out there will love you for that.
And it shows.
The one thing that puts men off quicker than a shopping spree is a female desperado.
Grow some class. Don’t grope at his every word. Don’t call him 20 times after your first date. If he doesn’t pick he’s not that into you. Duh.
Oh and don’t overdo the obvious and fake ‘Oh I’m going to pretend I’m not interested and ignore his calls’ ish. Guys are on to that.
Just be yourself.
Get into your own groove. Someone out there will love you for that.
2. Your clothes are too tight.
You’ve seen them walking around town, and I have too.
Fully grown women walking around in teenage tops looking like the washing machine shrunk the laundry, tummies and unattractive folds of skin bulging out.
It’s no secret that a lot of women have no clue about what sort of fashion suits their body types.
Go watch some reruns of fashion police and pay your dues to Joan rivers.
You’ve seen them walking around town, and I have too.
Fully grown women walking around in teenage tops looking like the washing machine shrunk the laundry, tummies and unattractive folds of skin bulging out.
It’s no secret that a lot of women have no clue about what sort of fashion suits their body types.
Go watch some reruns of fashion police and pay your dues to Joan rivers.
3. You’ve got a mouth that needs washing with soap and the vocabulary of a construction worker.
Save it for When you’ve Been In a relationship for 3 years and you catch him at the office with some floozy.
First he’ll be too guilty to associate you with Bob the builder and secondly your vocabulary will be on point.
Thirdly If he’s been with you for that long, he can take a little foul tongue and not bail.
Save it for When you’ve Been In a relationship for 3 years and you catch him at the office with some floozy.
First he’ll be too guilty to associate you with Bob the builder and secondly your vocabulary will be on point.
Thirdly If he’s been with you for that long, he can take a little foul tongue and not bail.
4. You fart, pick your nose and spit like an American base ball player.
In other words you’ve got no manners.
You forget the little things. Like how you should close your legs together when sitting in public wearing a skirt.
Or forgetting to spray his toilet with air freshener after you did a number 3 and a half.
While it’s okay to smell each other’s farts once you’re well into a serious relationship, on a first date the smell of stale eggs mixed with rotten beans is a no no.
In other words you’ve got no manners.
You forget the little things. Like how you should close your legs together when sitting in public wearing a skirt.
Or forgetting to spray his toilet with air freshener after you did a number 3 and a half.
While it’s okay to smell each other’s farts once you’re well into a serious relationship, on a first date the smell of stale eggs mixed with rotten beans is a no no.
5. You don’t have a life.
Your entire life revolves around a man you met five minutes ago and your happiness depends on him.
You sit in front of your phone endlessly waiting for him to call or text and he knows it from the strained , stringy tone of your voice when you answer the phone.
You’re available to hang out round the clock and you’re ready to move into the same flat with him.
Your entire life revolves around a man you met five minutes ago and your happiness depends on him.
You sit in front of your phone endlessly waiting for him to call or text and he knows it from the strained , stringy tone of your voice when you answer the phone.
You’re available to hang out round the clock and you’re ready to move into the same flat with him.
Girlfriend please.
Do other girls a favour and grow a pair.
Stay strong. Stay real. Stay positive. Enjoy your life.
And he’ll have no other option than to be madly attracted to you.
Do other girls a favour and grow a pair.
Stay strong. Stay real. Stay positive. Enjoy your life.
And he’ll have no other option than to be madly attracted to you.
Written By Nekita36
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