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Husband: **Knocks the door at midnight**

Wife: Go back to where you are coming
from!

Husband: Open the door or I will throw
myself into the swimming pool!

Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do You
think I care??

**So the husband stands near the dark
part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes,
takes a big stone and throws it into The
swimming pool** !!!!..Scheweew..!!!!

**Wife hears, opens the door and runs
towards the swimming pool. The husband
quickly sneaked into the house then locked
the door.

Wife: Open the door or I will shout!!

Husband: Shout till all the neighbours wake
up and come here. Tell them where you
are coming from by this time of the night
with only a pant and bra!